Goodbye love.


love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"
- Unknown (via sharkeisha)

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A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" [VOCALS ONLY]  | 76,721 plays


all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

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